Jean, are you there?
Tom, I'm here with the Front Dogs from the 24 Paws of Love where it looks as if Barney was buried alive. If you look closely you will see his feet sticking out from the dirt along with Chance and Blaze who in their digging frenzy say they "accidentally" buried Barney in the process. Here's what the Front Dogs have to say:
Jean: "Chance and Blaze, can you tell us what happen here?"
Chance: "I love you, You love me, We're a happy family. I love you, You love me..."
Blaze: "Chance, SHUT UP!!"
Blaze: "Chance, SHUT UP!!"
Jean: "It seems Chance is in some sort of Barney trance. Blaze, can you tell us what happened?"
Blaze: "Well, we were trying to dig for squirrels and Barney opposed the idea, being the "loving fool" he is. He started singing that stupid song over and over, trying to stop us, until Chance joined in with him and well, that's when the milkbone crumbled. I just kept digging and looking for squirrels. I don't know how Barney got under all the dirt...!"Jean: "And there you have it Tom, right from the dog's mouth. All Barney wanted to do was share his love with all of the woodland creatures only to come to his own demise trying to express that love. Children everywhere will be heartbroken as they remember this sad day for the rest of their lives.
Blaze do you have any last words?"
Thanks to Life with Dogs, The Two Cavaliers, and Confessions of the Plume.
Now, that was a barking good blog post! Poor Barney. Will there be a proper funeral? ;-)
BOL! Er uh oh poor Barney Boo Hoo...Not! Way to go Blaze! I will never have to hear that annoying Barney singing again! Yay!
Thanks guys. Your my heroes!
Blaze is my hero. FInally I can face children's television without fear.
What a funny post! Thanks for the Saturday Smiles. But we do have to tell you that somehow Barney has been regenerated and he is alive and well in a toy box here along with BJ and Baby Bop.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
...and the people rejoiced! Keep him burried - we don't mind! (Mom especially, she remembers when her nieces and nephews went through the Barney phase - it drove her nuts!)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! As a PreK teacher, you have no idea how happy this makes me! Blaze and Chance, you're my heroes this weekend!
Jeeze Louise! Kudos to Blaze! That Barney drives me nuts!!!
This made my weekend! I HATED that stupid Dinosaur or whatever he was. My brother would watch that show growing up and trust me, it didn't do him any favors!
Mama is laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.... who's Barney and why is she hooting "mission accomplished. ..... Cackle, cackle, cackle...." Someone call the guys in the white coats. My mom is laughing and laughing and laughing......
Great blog post. Ding Dong the Dinosaur is Dead!!!!
Oh, this was just too funny! I just read it to my daughter and we are laughing so hard! I have to share this with my friends on the FiveSibes Facebook page. Love it! Love it! As a photojournalist by trade, I just love the interview! Kudos to the Front Dogs (for finally disposing of every parent's nightmare purple dinosaur!) and kudos to Jean and Tom for their reporting style! "Paw"some post!
Your great story has been posted - here's the link to our Facebook page:
Hahaha, poor Barney! But good riddance, BOL.
Oh no looks like some fun was had at your house. Hope no one is going to be missing their Barney too much. Davinia and Indiana only dig stuff up. Mostly disgusting stuff too.
Felissa, Davinia, and Indiana
Two Little Cavaliers
Oh poor Barney!
But that is too funny!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
BOL! Oh that cracks me up!
lol good job, Blaze
This was so cute! What a great way to start off my morning, thanks for the laughs.
Oh my goodness... you had me so nervous that I went to get a tissue before I continued reading!
I'm glad it was just a toy and not a real furry! Good thing -- we've never liked Barney at our house. :)
Woofs & Happy Mommy Day hugs,
I was a little scared at first there! But, then as I kept reading the story, all I could think of was "Thank goodness!!!"
Oh My this is the most hilarious post!!! Thank you Blaze! That song grates on my last nerve almost as much at "It's a small world." does!
You are cracking me up! Farewell, Barney!
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